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Well, you're in luck. Speed Limit Media is going to give away a Free Website, completely custom built, and full of features and options, and really, really cool stuff. We will not only build the website, we will give away a full year of hosting included, and even teach the winner (actually the loser, lol) how to USE the website to further your business and bottom line!
The cool thing is, you don't even have to enter the contest to win! If your website sucks, someone else could submit it for you! Which means some poor sap could get a phone call from me saying "Northwest Indiana voted! Your website sucks!" How would you like to get that phone call!
The rules are simple. Submit a completely awful, terrible website of which the company resides in Porter or Lake County Indiana, and we will post them all up and have a vote. The public will tell us who has the worst website, and that lucky company will be contacted and we will set them up with a brand new, state of the art Content Management Website with custom graphics, blog, video, audio, photo gallery, Search Engine Optimization, and much much more!
It's totally fun, all your friends are doing it. Why resist, its simple, just submit a site that you think sucks, and we do the rest. If YOU happen to own the site that sucks, and don't feel like paying anyone to fix it, well, here is the perfect opportunity to get a complete makover and it won't cost you penny!
So what are you waiting for, take a look at your website, if you go "ew" and gag, then its time to enter it into our contest!
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RULES in case you care.....
Websites must be submitted by July 31st via THIS website. We have a facebook page too, but we would like it if you submitted them here. Facebook isn't real and people on there are fake.
Voting will begin August 1st and end September 1st, 2011. This is a Thursday, so as soon as I get out of my Yoga Class, I'll pick the winner.
Winner will be contacted September 1st. If they are a weenie and don't want it, then we pick the runner up. Once we have a winner willing to acknowledge that their website sucks and that they are going to get a new one, we will announce it on our website. If everyone I call gets pissed at me for saying their website sucks, I'll just call some random schmo that and complain that my evil little plan didn't work and hope that he has words of encouragement for me.
All websites submitted must be owned by companies in Lake or Porter Counties, Indiana. No National Chains, or Franchises please.
Winner will receive a completely customized website built to suit their business valued at $2500, and one year of hosting. Domain Registration is included. So is a pat on the back with the kind words "It's ok, you had no idea your website sucked. Thats what I'm here for"
No website, or non-existent website, or a parked domain on GoDaddy, does not constitute as a sucky website. The website does actually need to suck. Websters Definition of "suck" - to render or bring to a specified condition by or as if by sucking.
Glossary, Yep, I'm going there.
Web site –noun....a connected group of pages on the World Wide Web regarded as a single entity, usually maintained by one person or organization and devoted to a single topic or several closely related topics.Hosting -noun.... Forget it, you'll never figure it out.....It's worth $20 a month, lets leave it at that.